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Bloodhound Gang - I hope You Die - Video Clip and Lyrics

 

You must die I alone am best!

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and youre forced to swerve
In front of the beatles tour bus
A bookmobile and a mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And hard copy gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die

I hope your pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled vietnam veteran
Mows down a nobel peace prize winner
And maybe some orphans having christmas dinner
Perhaps even the british royal family
And the rabbi thats clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we cant forget the newlyweds
And those jerrys kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks hes god
But c.n.n. refer to him as bowling ball bag bob
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victims a clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the silence of the lambs dance to christian rock
Eats feces and quotes from deliverance
And fights with his imaginary playmate vince

Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die

I hope he grins like jack nicholson
And forces you to play a game called balls on chin
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember fist can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
Youre bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
cause hes the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope you die

 


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Bloodhound Gang - Along Comes Mary - Video Clip and Lyrics

 

Every time I think that
I’m the only one who’s lonely
Someone calls on me
And every now and then
I spend my time at rhyme and verse
And curse those faults in me

And then along comes Mary
And does she want to give me kicks and be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories
Or maybe rather gather tales from all the fails and tribulations
No one ever sees
When we met I was sure out to lunch
Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch

When vague desire is the fire
In the eyes of chicks whose sickness
Is the games they play
And when the masquerade is played
The neighbor folks make jokes
At who is most to blame today

And then along comes Mary
And does she want to set them free and
Let them see reality
From where she got her name

 
And will they struggle much
when told that such a tender touch of hers
Will make them not the same
When we met I was sure out to lunch
Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch

And when the morning of the warning’s passed
The gassed and flaccid kids
Are flung across the stars
The psychodramas and the traumas gone
The songs have all been sung
And hung upon the scars

And then along comes Mary
And does she want to see the stains,
The dead remains of all the pain
She left the night before
Or will their waking eyes reflect the lies
And make them realize
Their urgent cry for sight no more
When we met I was sure out to lunch
Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch

Sweet as the punch
Sweet as the punch
Sweet as the punch
Sweet as the punch

 


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Bloodhound Gang - Screwing You On The Beach At Night - Video Clip and Lyrics


*Growl*

Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
brushes ever so gently against some boobs.

I guess it’s hard to believe that one man
could have a ponytail this sensitive and
distract an aggressive hawk that’s cornered you.

I know my haiku’s are freaking intense
but even the words I made up to sound French
don’t express my feelings for your toilet parts.
I would show up for our pottery class
dressed like a pirate with John Water’s mustache
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.

Fucking’s cool, but Jimmy’s the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night.(x2)

One milkshake, two straws.

Fucking’s cool, but Jimmy’s the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night.(x2)

Don’t I (Don’t I)
Sound so (Sound so)
Sexy (Sexy)
Echo (Echo.)(x2)

Release the doves!

Bloodhound Gang - Screwing You On The Beach At Night - Video Clip

Bloodhound Gang - Mope - Video Clip and Lyrics


We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin playa that aint with us no mo.
Yeah, notorious b.i.g.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin.
Yeah, tupac shakur.
Nah bitch, Im talkin bout motherfuckin falco and shit.
What? falco?

Rock me amadeus
Rock me amadeus
Rock me amadeus
Rock me amadeus

Tried to o.d. on the cold-eeze
Golden girls got me sweatin to the oldies
Hanging out like double ds sip long island iced teas
Wrote to mayor mccheese send a shamrock shake please!
Three o clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders
Rather tape the weather channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of rerun so whats happening?
Dees knocked up and rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole nutty buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of silly putty
Make a spam and colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through national geographic and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him u.p.s.
Playin spin the bottle with my mom
I watch cops with no pants on

Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on
Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
Buggin out like tori spellings eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five
Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
Dick around like frankie goes to hollywood

Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I cant wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my old spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in my so-called life imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isnt it?
I like to pretend Im speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Dont need a shower today just some brut by faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans clean theyll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin to journey
Givin myself a mullet hook the flowbee to the kirby
Make a prank call pretendin Im a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in braille to johnny quest
Send me back my etch-a-sketch

Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on
Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
Buggin out like tori spellings eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five
Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than bo jackson, bored like wood
Dick around like frankie goes to hollywood

Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum

Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna cum
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna cum
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna cum
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna cum

Yo yo yo yo yo! what it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes pac-man.
Hey pac-man, whats up?
Me you bitches! Im high on crack! wanna freebase?
No pac-man drugs are bad!
Nope cant help you man.
Pussies. whoa! holy shit!

Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on
Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
Buggin out like tori spellings eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five
Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
Dick around like frankie goes to hollywood

Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni


Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Video Clip and Lyrics

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don’t wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don’t wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto


Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn - Video Clip and Lyrics


The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I’m a dumb white guy,
I’m not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don’t know mofo if y’all peeps be buggin’ give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I’m the other white meat known as ‘Kid Funky Fried’,
Yeah I’m hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don’t shine,
Cause I’m kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I’m the root of all that’s evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.

Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,
I’m not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,
This honkey’s gone to heaven,
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
I’ll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix’s poltergeist,
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he’s the anti-christ,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.

Everybody here we go,
Ohh Ohh,
C’mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Throw your hands in the air,
Ohh Ohh,
C’mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Wave ‘em like you don’t care,
Ohh Ohh,
C’mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everbody say ho,
Ohh Ohh,
C’mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everybody here we go.


Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch - Video Clip and Lyrics


Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Id appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now


Bloodhound Gang - Ballad of Chasey Lain - Video Clip and Lyrics


Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties